Updated My Resume

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
03/01/2019 at 20:47 • Filed to: None

Due to a wide variety of reasons, largest being tariffs , we’re not getting any raises this year, n or bonuses, nor any more help with a hiring freeze. I can’t take this shit anymore. I’m applying for jobs that I am woefully under-qualified for, because fuck it, why not.

DISCUSSION (16)

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
03/01/2019 at 20:53

What do you do?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
03/01/2019 at 20:54

I have a job in the industry.

E90M3 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
03/01/2019 at 20:58

I’m applying for jobs that I am woefully under-qualified for, because fuck it, why not.

My motto when job searching.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
03/01/2019 at 21:01

So you're a bartender?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/01/2019 at 21:03

Alcoholic, but not a bar tender.

50ford500 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
03/01/2019 at 21:04

Best of luck to ya buddy. I too am in the works of trying to switch roles (same company different roles) it’s the same money but ALOT more flexibility and less crap

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
03/01/2019 at 21:06

I was working with a lady last week who said, “I’m in the industry, so I have lots of shoes.” As if I would understand. My wife said later , oh she meant the restaurant industry of course. And I’m like... that makes no sense at all. I’m pretty sure this lady was not bussing tables or managing the floor at the c asino.

Wacko > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
03/01/2019 at 21:09

So, thanks Trump?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Wacko
03/01/2019 at 21:12

A lot of internal factors, too.

dogisbadob > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
03/01/2019 at 21:24

Good luck!

3point8isgreat > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
03/01/2019 at 21:32

Good luck! Job searching sucks. Hopefully things go faster for you than the 3 month wait I had between application and first interview.

f86sabre > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
03/01/2019 at 21:36

https://www.deltajobs.net/career_destinations.htm

Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
03/01/2019 at 22:04

I have concerns we work for the same company... Expert our problems are 100% man made and not actually problems.

ranwhenparked > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
03/01/2019 at 22:04

I’m in a related situation. I just left a really easy job with a hugely flexible schedule that paid decent and that I was good at, because new state and federal government regulations on the horizon are not going to mean good things for the company/industry and I didn’t want to go down with the ship.

Unfortunately, I’ve landed at a job that, while it pays a lot more, has way more stress/aggravation/responsibility, a rigid schedule that blocks me from taking vacation when I want to, and a 2 hour round trip commute. Also, I don’t think I’m totally qualified for it, and I sense that it is going to be a serious, serious learning curve to become competent and comfortable.

Also, the on boarding has been chaotically horrible, getting scheduled to be in two different places for training on the same day, 2 hours apart, new trainings suddenly getting stuck on my calendar on top of ones that were already there , getting stuff sent to me for decision before I’ve had any training on the policies and subject matter at hand, trainers that seem to be making it up as they go, etc.

So, 2 months in, I’m back to sending out resumes, which freaking sucks, because we all know the vast majority just get lost in applicant tracking systems with no response, ever. This mistake could take a long time to fix.

gmctavish needs more space > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/01/2019 at 22:21

“Well you know what they say....if the shoe fits!”

Eury - AFRICA TWIN!!!!!!! > Wacko
03/02/2019 at 06:58

He was right. I am getting tired of all the winning.